Steven Seagal is on the side of the animals

There can be no doubt that Steven Seagal was a Fudebakudo master in a previous life.

But still, that’s no excuse for driving over a puppy in a tank. Obviously his actions are motivated by compassion for all sentient beings (cock-fighting chickens in this case) and not simply an irrepressible masculine tendency to over-egg the weapon pudding. But still, that’s going to be a tough one for the karma committee to sort out.