Time Wasting Techniques:
Feigning Death

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Preparation:

Don't bring cash or valuables with you because your training colleagues will almost certainly loot your belongings afterwards, regardless of whether the deception works or not.

Application:

Fall over and remain very still. Ideally choose a moment when you have just been hit or thrown to add to the credibility of the event.

Pros:

Buys a lot of time.

Cons:

The problem with this technique is that it can be used only once (unless special conditions apply).