From the Onion again:
Wii Video Games Blamed For Rise In Effeminate Violence
From an aikido point of view, of course, this is a good thing, because feeble attacks are so much easier to defend against! If someone were to combine aikido with Wii technology, then we could produce a whole generation of super-effeminate attackers, which would not only make the streets of the world safer but also ensure aikido's popularity well into the next decade. C'mon Aikido3D guys, surely you could hack something together?