Paper Castles

Shadow paper castles

Fudebakudo p.45, “Kagegamijo”

Readers of Fudebakudo already know about the forgotten art of making kagegamijo — “shadow paper castles”, by which samurai would rapidly fold decoy paper castles to mislead advancing enemy armies into laying siege to the wrong one.

Well, perhaps it’s not quite so forgotten. Wataru Itou, a Japanese artist, has produced Castle on the Ocean. It’s impressive in terms of execution, and the addition of Ferris wheel and rollercoaster is a great idea — what besieger could resist the lure of all the fun of the fair? Sadly, it’s not 1:1 scale, but it’s a start.

Via BoingBoing.

Straight Dope On Street Effectiveness

I am a regular reader of Cecil’s Straight Dope. He’s just responded to the question:

“Has martial arts training ever helped anybody defeat a mugger?”

Answer: yes, with qualification. Read the Straight Dope on street effectiveness.

Of course, I have opinions about this because I have trained in martial arts continuously (injuries notwithstanding) for more than a couple of decades. So it’s not a casual remark to say that I believe that most martial artists are at best deluded and at worst fantasising when it comes to assessing their chances of applying learned techniques when faced with a criminal attack. There are a whole number of reasons for this, including the idealised nature of training, the lack of stress-training in traditional martial arts, the assumptions inherent in rules-based competitive martial arts, all sorts of misconceptions arising from the mass media, and, perhaps most significantly, a real failure to understand the pyschology of violent crime.

The fact is that the benefits that arise from training in most martial arts may well help you if you’re attacked — the fact that I have trained with serving police and military personnel who don’t think they are wasting their time supports that — but probably mostly incidentally. As it happens, I personally know someone who took a loaded gun off a bad guy using the aikido technique kote gaeshi without sustaining a bullet wound — but that was an experienced policeman arresting someone who wasn’t quite attacking (he even had the candour to tell me that he had been somewhat astonished that it had worked). But, professionals aside, I strongly suspect that, in terms of dealing with a mugging, reading a good book on Buddhism and playing a couple of proper games of rugby may well be exactly as beneficial as a year of mimsy martial arts training. But you have to be really careful about this: it’s because fighting is different from being mugged, and none of the competitive martial arts (using techniques whose efficacy, unlike more traditional systems, is not really in doubt) allow opponents to outnumber and use hidden weapons, or attack before the fight has begun or indeed before the attacker has been seen, or when the competitor is on the phone or walking down stairs. There’s a reason for that.

The Straight Dope’s answer is based on a slightly smarter understanding of the issue. It’s not a question about winning a fight with an attacker, which is how most martial artists interpret the question (seeing it as such is a trained response, after all). It’s a question about affecting the outcome of the attack, and that is crucially different. I think that the best resource on this topic is Marc MacYoung’s No Nonsense Self Defence (actually he spells it with an S because he’s American). For years I have considered this as recommended reading for anyone — especially anyone you care about — who wants to think about these issues. Most people don’t, but they should. In particular, I highlight the following topics as especially worth reading:

It’s a common but unavoidably naive question to ask, “have you every used your martial art training for real?” So of course I can’t write about this without implicitly raising the question. In my case the answer is yes, kind of, but none of the situations were straightforward and — more to the point — in every one of the cases the “attacker” was moderately inept. Yes, it’s a good result, but personally I see these as false positives in the argument that martial arts are inherently good for self defence.

Here’s a proof of the limits of self-defence, if you train in a martial art. Do you think you could successfully attack yourself? If you do, there’s your answer. If you don’t think you could successfully attack yourself, then you don’t understand how to use surprise, hidden weapons, environment, intimidation, and criminal friends properly, which means you will lose if you’re ever unlucky enough to be attacked by someone who does.

When Japan Does Fruitcake

Now obviously on a blog dedicated to one of the most sophisticated cultural treasures to come out of the Land of the Rising Sun (I’m talking about Fudebakudo here, keep up at the back of the class) I’m hardly likely to suggest that the Japanese are one raisin short of the full cake mix. But . . . but . . . but . . . well, let’s just say, when Japan does fruitcake, it overdoes fruitcake:

Japanese Fruitcake valued at a cool $1.65 million

I have met a few Japanese fruitcakes in my time, some of whom got that way by having strayed too close to the edge of the martial arts’ sanity vortex. But they weren’t encrusted with diamonds.

Karate Cats

From icanhascheezburger.

Back from Bangkok

Tiny jars of tiny things

Cartoonist René and special agent Sung doing something too obscure to explain, which seems to involve holding up tiny, tiny jars of tiny, tiny things.

I am back in the UK after a seven-week trip to Bangkok. It was good to catch up with old friends in the Big Mango. Special thanks to Ben (and Buddy and Tiger) for looking after me.

I also spent time hanging out with René, who did the Fudebakudo animations as well as the “guest illustrations” in the book. We had a number of cartoony adventures including almost — but not quite — having a climactic encounter with notorious yakuza boss Custard Kakamura*. The fact that I did not end up in one of the obese gangster’s bubbling yellow vats is a testament to how fast we ran away.

Most of the time was spent working on The Knot-Shop Man during the day, and training with the Thai aikikai in the evenings.

* Name has been changed to protect the innocent.

The Knot-Shop Man

Finally, an announcement! Exploding Pen is publishing a special edition of The Knot-Shop Man on 09/09/09.

This is a Beholder project, celebrating the tenth anniversary of the story-puzzle Planetarium. And there are no martial arts in it. Sorry.

For more information, go to www.beholder.co.uk/knots/

Fudebakudo on Shapes

Space punch

Martial art without boundaries

There's a new illustration in the gallery on the topic of Shapes in the Martial Arts. This was drawn for the May issue of MAI magazine so you won’t find it in the book.

This one really span off from the well-known oddity that a boxing ring isn’t round.

 

Illustration: Three Experts At Work

All being well, I am about to embark on an extended period producing the illustrations for my next book (a Beholder project, not martial arts related). These will be line drawings rather than cartoons, but nonetheless I’ll be inking-in with Rotring technical pens on a lightbox just as I do for Fudebakudo. Actually, most normal people probably don’t spend much time wondering about different techniques of illustration, but if you do draw, then it is often fascinating to see how other people work. This is because illustration is a fundamentally solitary activity and — unless you are at Art College or belong to a drawing class — it’s something you rarely get to see other people doing. I didn’t go to Art College, although I did both Art and Technical Drawing when I was at school (I learned next to nothing in the former, but can remember nearly everything I was taught in the latter).

So here are three links to video of illustrators at work, none of them particularly new, but relevant to me now, just for the thrill of seeing real experts doing their stuff. If you’re not moved at all by illustration technique (which is fine — why should you be?), you should perhaps just watch the last one, because it’s very short and really quite astonishing if you haven’t seen the technique before.

Quentin

Quentin Blake on illustration

First, Quentin Blake in Action — the fabulous Mr Blake made this 10-minute film, generously describing the whole process of book illustration while producing the characteristic sketch-painting shown here. 

Next is Bob Staake’s mesmerising composition in Photoshop 3.0 (in case you don’t know, that’s an antique version), which runs for under five minutes. More from his website and, oh yes, he does the music too.

Finally, Emmanuel Guibert’s Drawing with Water one-minute video. You could also check out First Second Books for other excellent work published by the same people. I recently bought Nick Abadzis’s smart and sad doggie-tale Laika, and it was their blog which led me to the Quentin Blake video too.

One Minute Kill Bill

Includes my favourite scene (in which Hattori Hanzo gives The Bride her new sword):

 

 

Made by the University of York Filmmaking Society (link via b3ta).

Fudebakublog Repaired

I had some problems with the old blog software (so I’ve moved across to WordPress, if you’re nerdy enough to care). Currently this means some comments from old posts are missing. All in good time these will be reinstated. There are some other small tweaks still to be done, but generally I think most things are fixed now.

The old RSS feeds are well and truly broken, though. Sorry about that. The new one, available on this page, should be more reliable.